Nick Swardson Seriously Who Farted: Stand-up comedy, how unfunny you can be sometimes. Youíre not like a TV show or movie where maybe a different funny character will come along if we donít like the first one, and youíre not short like a skit or a sketch, and you really donít sing or dance at all much, do you? No, youíre pretty much like an old, obsolete toy. Which means you can either be really pure and fantastic, or just outdated, sad, and desperate for love. Nick Swardsonís stand up, you fit into that second category.